小學英語笑話故事
笑話是指幽默的話語，在人們交談的過程中傳遞和激發(fā)幽默感。陽光網小編整理了關于小學英語笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
關于小學英語笑話故事：Weather Predict
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.
A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預報
一個電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟前告訴導演說"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
一周后,印度人又來告訴導演說,"明天有風暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘書雇傭該印度人來預報天氣.
幾次預報都很成功.然后,接下來的兩周,印度人不見了.
最后,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景,"導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說,"收音機壞了."
關于小學英語笑話故事：Clarinet
When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist was dismayed to find that his delicate, expensive wood instrument was consigned to the rougher handling and cold temperatures of the baggage hold.
He neatly solved the problem. Cello in hand, he approached the flight attendant at the gate and asked, "May I bring my clarinet on board?" Scanning her list, she replied, "Clarinets are okay. Have a good trip," and, smiling, waved him on.
單簧管
我在一個交響樂團演奏時，我們樂團與一家大航空公司達成協(xié)議，哪些樂器可以帶上飛機，哪些樂器要作為行李托運。一個大提琴手驚愕地發(fā)現他那精致、昂貴的木質樂器竟要托運，經受行李艙內的低溫以及野蠻的裝缷。
他干凈利落地解決了這個問題。他手里拿著大提琴，走到門口的空中小姐跟前，問道：“我可以將我單簧管帶上飛機嗎?”她檢視了一下單子，答道，“單簧管可以。祝你旅途愉快。”然后微笑著揮手讓他進去了。
關于小學英語笑話故事：How Did You Ever Get Here
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
你是怎樣來的?
一個冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步。”
老板狐疑地看著他。“噢，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來的.?”
“后來我決定放棄，”他說，“然后我就往家里走。”
關于小學英語笑話故事：Creative
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
創(chuàng)造性
第一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數不多的條件時，得有點創(chuàng)造性。當問及我是否受過其它的培訓時，我老實地回答說我花了三年時間學計算機程序設計課。我得到了那份工作。
我沒有提到那門功課我重復學了三年才考及格。
關于小學英語笑話故事：CD Player
While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, "What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?"
"That means," she said, "that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music."
"In other words this CD player plays CDs."
"Exactly."
CD唱機
在購買我的第一部CD唱機時，我能夠解讀推銷標記上面的大多數技術語言。但是有一個標示卻讓我頗為迷惑，于是我叫過銷售商，問道：“‘混合脈沖D/A變換器’是什么意思?”
“它的意思是，”她說，“這個機器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數字信息，將它轉換成聲音信息-也就是說，轉換成音樂。”
“換句話說，這個CD唱機能夠播放CD碟。”
“正是如此。”
A Girl Not Included
女孩不包括在內
Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for abeautiful, modern bicycle which cost ￡54.99, so hewent to the shop which had put the advertisement inand asked to see one of their wonderful bicycles.
湯姆在報紙上看到一則廣告，一種既漂亮又現代的自行車，賣54.99英鎊。于是，他就去做廣告的那家商店，問能否看一下那些超凡的自行車。
The shopkeeper was very happy to show one toTom, who examined carefully and said, "There isn't alamp on this bicycle, but there was one on the bicycle in your advertisement."
店主很高興地給湯姆看了一輛，湯姆仔細地檢查了一下，對店主說：“這輛車沒有車燈，可是你們廣告上有車燈。”
"Yes, sir," answered the shopkeeper, "but the lamp isn't included in the price of the bicycle. It'san extra."
“是的，先生。”店主回答，“可是車燈不包括在自行車的價錢里。那是另外算錢的。”
"Not included in the price of the bicycle?" Tom said angrily. "But that's not honest. If the lamp isin the advertisement, it should have been included in the price you gave there."
“不包括在車子的價錢里?”湯姆生氣地問，“真是騙人。如果廣告上有車燈，那么就應該包括在價錢里。”
"Well, sir," answered the shopkeeper calmly, "there is a girl on the bicycle in our advertisement,but we don't supply one of them with the bicycle either."
“哦，先生。”店主平靜地回答，“我們的廣告里，車子上還有個女孩，可是我們也不提供女孩啊!”
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