笑翻天經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話大全
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笑翻天經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話大全(一)
An Essential Correction 實(shí)質(zhì)性的糾正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。
沃爾特：我吃了什么?
老師：雞蛋。
沃爾特：錯(cuò)了，老師。那是昨天吃的。
笑翻天經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話大全(二)
Knife and Drum 刀和鼓
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
媽：他爸，我怎么覺(jué)得鄰居非常不喜歡咱們圣誕節(jié)時(shí)給約翰尼買的新鼓呢。
爸：為什么?
媽：他們給了他一把小刀，并問(wèn)他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么樣的.。
笑翻天經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話大全(三)
Homework
Teacher: I'm able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly.
Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father.
家 庭 作 業(yè)
老師：我只能讀通你的一篇作文，另一篇實(shí)在是糟透了。
學(xué)生：是的，先生——我媽媽的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。
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