英語(yǔ)幽默趣味小故事
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英語(yǔ)幽默趣味小故事：賭博
“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ”
“ Leave it to me, ” said the principal.
A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him,” he said.
“ How? ”
“ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet that's a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ”
“ What happened ? ” asked the father.
“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson! ”
“ No, it won't,” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”
“ 我想你幫我制止我兒子賭博。 ” 一位焦急的父親對(duì)兒子的校長(zhǎng)說(shuō)。 “ 我不知道他從哪兒學(xué)來(lái)的，總是賭 , 賭 , 賭。 ”“ 交給我吧! ” 校長(zhǎng)說(shuō)。
一周后，他打電話(huà)給男孩的父親。 “ 我想我已使他改邪歸正。 ” 他說(shuō)。
“ 怎么辦到的? ”
“ 噢，他看著我的胡子，然后說(shuō)： ' 我打賭那是假胡子。 ' ' 賭多少錢(qián)? ' 我問(wèn)，他說(shuō) 5 美元。 ”
“ 后來(lái)怎樣? ” 父親問(wèn)道。
“ 于是他拉扯了我的胡子后，知道那是貨真價(jià)實(shí)的，我就要他給我 5 美元。我敢肯定我給了他一個(gè)教訓(xùn)。 ”
“ 不行，那沒(méi)用。 ” 父親說(shuō)。 “ 星期一他和我賭了 10 美元，說(shuō)周末他可以讓你允許他拔你的胡子! ”
英語(yǔ)幽默趣味小故事：金魚(yú)
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我贏(yíng)了 92 條金魚(yú)。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
英語(yǔ)幽默趣味小故事：拳擊和賽跑
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight.”
Friend: “But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who's also been taught how to box.”
Dan: “I'm teaching him how to run, too.”
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的`朋友：“這是一個(gè)粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎么去拼搏。”
朋友：“如果他碰上的對(duì)手是一個(gè)比他高大，健壯而且也會(huì)拳擊的人怎么辦?”
丹：“我也會(huì)教他怎么樣賽跑。”
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