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六年級下冊英語笑話：Mail

　　A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid new computer keeps saying, "You've Got Mail."

　　六年級下冊英語笑話：Gettin' Drunk

　　One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”

　　The other man agrees and asks, “Where are you from?”

　　The first guy answers, “Chicago.”

　　“Me too!” says the second guy, “What street do you live on?”

　　“Forty-Ninth Street,” answers the first guy.

　　“Me too!” says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited. “What's your address?”

　　''951.”

　　“Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents' names?”

　　“John and Cathy,” says the first guy.

　　“Me too!” shouts the second guy. “I wonder if we're related!?”

　　Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new.

　　“No,” says the first bartender, “just the Smith twins, drunk again.”

　　六年級下冊英語笑話：Good News or Bad?

　　There was a millionaire who was having a heart attack,

　　and he was taken to a hospital emergency room. After

　　he was admitted to the hospital his three sons and four

　　daughters walked up and down the corridor, waiting,

　　pacing the floor. When the doctor came out of their

　　father's room, everyone jumped on him and asked,

　　"Good news? Any good news?" The doctor shook his

　　head and said, "I'm sorry, bad news!" And everyone

　　said, "Bad news?" And the doctor replied,

　　"Yes. He's going to live for a very long time."

　　六年級下冊英語笑話：Wishful Thinking

　　There was a grandfather who came home with two blessed

　　candies to give to his grandson. One was green and the

　　other was red, and he asked his grandson, "Which candy

　　would you like to have?" So the grandson took the green

　　one. Just out of curiosity, the grandfather then asked the

　　boy, "Why did you pick the green candy and not the red

　　one? The red sure looks prettier." And the grandson said, "

　　I picked the green one because green is the color of hope."

　　So the grandfather said, "Hmmm. That's good. What are

　　you hoping for?" And the grandson said, "I hope you'll give

　　me the red one as well!"

　　六年級下冊英語笑話：How old is he?

　　An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.

　　The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

　　I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."

　　"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"

　　"Who said my Dad's dead?"

　　The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"

　　"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer, too."

　　"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"

　　"Who said my grandpa's dead?"

　　Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"

　　"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer.

　　The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"

　　"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."

　　At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"

　　"Who said he wanted to?"