逗死人英語笑話精選
如果你恨一個(gè)人那么就讓養(yǎng)兩只哈士奇
精選逗死人英語笑話(一)
State Capitals
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.
She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, W."
精選逗死人英語笑話(二)
Only one piece of meat 只有一塊肉
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顧客：服務(wù)員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉?
服務(wù)員：先生，請(qǐng)稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。
精選逗死人英語笑話(三)
Bar, Bar, Bar...Bar, Barbara Ann
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
MAN: "What was that for?"
WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Barbara Ann written on it?"
MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Barbara Ann was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
MAN: "What the heck was that for this time?"
WIFE: "Your horse called."
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