超精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話段子(一)

　　　　死后重生

　　"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

　　"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

　　“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問(wèn)他的一個(gè)員工。

　　“是的，先生。”這個(gè)新員工回答說(shuō)。

　　“哦，那么，這樣說(shuō)來(lái)一切就很正常了，”老板繼續(xù)說(shuō)，“在你今早離開(kāi)，去參加你奶奶的'葬禮，她來(lái)看你了。”

　　超精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話段子(二)

　　　　視力訓(xùn)練

　　the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：

　　班里正在進(jìn)行“視力訓(xùn)練”。一個(gè)聰明伶俐的新兵被班長(zhǎng)叫出來(lái)數(shù)遠(yuǎn)處曠野上采掘隊(duì)的人數(shù)。采掘隊(duì)在很遠(yuǎn)的地方，那些人看起來(lái)只是一些小點(diǎn)兒。但是這個(gè)新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

　　“十六個(gè)兵外加一個(gè)中士，長(zhǎng)官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個(gè)中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不干活，長(zhǎng)官。”

　　超精彩的英語(yǔ)笑話段子(三)

　　　　One Point

　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -"62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

　　一分之差

　　位于印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學(xué)，其門廳里懸掛著過(guò)去四十年間樣籃球隊(duì)的照片。每幅照片前排中間的隊(duì)員舉著一個(gè)籃球，上面標(biāo)明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

　　一天，我看到一個(gè)新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身來(lái)，說(shuō)道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊(duì)都是以一分之差輸?shù)舻?"