兒童趣味英語(yǔ)笑話
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兒童趣味英語(yǔ)笑話：過(guò)敏性反應(yīng)
A political speaker was annoyed by a man in the audience. The man coughed and sneezed and blew his nose almost constantly.
Finally the speaker was unable to stand it. He very politely said to the man: "You are having so much discomfort. If you go out to the open air, it might be good for your cold."
The man replied: "I haven't any cold. I'm just allergic to lies."
一位政治演說(shuō)家被聽(tīng)眾中的一個(gè)人煩擾得非常惱火。這個(gè)人幾乎不停地咳嗽、打噴嚏、擼鼻子。
最后演說(shuō)家忍不住了，他很客氣地對(duì)這個(gè)人說(shuō)：“你感到這么難受，如果到戶外去，可能對(duì)你的'感冒有好處。”
這個(gè)人回答說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)有什么感冒。我只是聽(tīng)到有人撒謊就過(guò)敏。”
兒童趣味英語(yǔ)笑話：想到一個(gè)主意
The speaker found some people leaving the building during the meeting.
He was annoyed. Then he had an idea. When someone else started out, the called out to the man:" Wait a minute, I’ll go with you to see what is on the outside, It must be more interesting than what is going on here."
會(huì)議上發(fā)言人發(fā)現(xiàn)有人離開(kāi)會(huì)場(chǎng)。
他感到很惱火，就想出了一個(gè)主意。當(dāng)有人離開(kāi)時(shí)，他大聲叫住那個(gè)人說(shuō)：“等一下，我要和你一起去看看外面有什么活動(dòng)，那一定比這里的更有意思。”
兒童趣味英語(yǔ)笑話：準(zhǔn)確的報(bào)道
An editor stuck up a notice above his desk. It read, "Accuracy! Accuracy! Accuracy!" and he always pointed it out to the new reporters.
One day a young reporter came to hand in his report of a public meeting. The editor read it through and noticed the sentence, "Three thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine eyes werefixed upon the speaker."
He demanded angrily, "What do you mean by making a stupid mistake like that?" The reporter protested, "But it's not a mistake. There was a one-eyed man in the audience."
有個(gè)主編在他的辦公桌的上方貼了一條標(biāo)語(yǔ)，寫著“準(zhǔn)確”“ 準(zhǔn)確”“準(zhǔn)確!”而且總是向新來(lái)的記者指出它。
有一天，有個(gè)年輕的記者交給他一篇關(guān)于一個(gè)公眾大會(huì)的報(bào)道。主編認(rèn)真審閱時(shí)注意到有一句話是“三千九百九十九只眼睛都注視著發(fā)言的人。”
他就很生氣的責(zé)問(wèn)到：“犯了這么愚蠢的錯(cuò)誤。你怎么搞的嘛?”記者申辯道：“這可不是錯(cuò)誤，聽(tīng)眾中有一個(gè)人是瞎了一只眼睛的。”
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