笑噴你的英語笑話
英語笑話能讓我們在快樂的氛圍中學(xué)習(xí)到英語，以下是笑話欄目準(zhǔn)備的笑噴你的經(jīng)典英語笑話，一起來爆笑吧!
笑噴你的經(jīng)典英語笑話(一)
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍將全面禁止男生進(jìn)入，男生宿舍也同樣不得女生光臨。
"不論是誰，一旦違規(guī)，初犯將被罰款20美元。再犯要被罰款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問么?"
這時(shí)人群中一個(gè)男同學(xué)問道，"那么一個(gè)季度通行證需要多少錢?"
笑噴你的經(jīng)典英語笑話(二)
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個(gè)大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。
-- 他真是一個(gè)大人物。干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人。
笑噴你的經(jīng)典英語笑話(三)
Father’s young peach tree
Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the bubs on my father’s youngpeach tree for two years in a row. This spring Dad was ready. Hereplanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and putthe tree in the garage whenever the temperaturedropped.
One warm April day Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, andstopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighborwatched the scene with amusement. “Frank,” he finally commented,“you’re the only man I know who walks his tree and waters hisdog!”
——Judee Hansen(Palos Park，Ill.)
父親的小桃樹
一場想不到的寒流摧毀了父親的一排已經(jīng)長了兩年的小桃樹。這年春天爸爸有所準(zhǔn)備。他在一只大箱子里重新種下了樹苗，把箱子放在一輛車子上。只要?dú)鉁匾幌陆�，他就把樹苗推到汽車房里去�?/p>
一個(gè)溫暖的春日，爸爸把樹苗推出來放到院子里，然后停下來用橡膠軟管給狗飲水。一位鄰居看著這種情景消遣。“弗蘭克，”他終于評論道，“你是我認(rèn)識的唯一一位能讓樹走路，又給狗澆水的人。”
——賈德.漢森(帕洛斯，伊利諾斯州)
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