英語笑話經(jīng)典超好笑(一)

　　Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"

　　Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.

　　Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.

　　Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"

　　Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.

　　George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.

　　"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.

　　George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"

　　幽默故事翻譯：

　　軍營里有二名士兵，一個(gè)叫喬治，一個(gè)叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”

　　比爾說：“有。”然后把信紙和信封給了喬治。

　　喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完后把信放進(jìn)信封里，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。

　　這時(shí)比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”

　　比爾說：“是的`。”隨即打開了門。

　　喬治說：“請(qǐng)幫我把這封信投進(jìn)辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。

　　“你還要什么?”比爾問。

　　喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-?”

　　英語笑話經(jīng)典超好笑(二)

　　A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor.

　　"Just look," she said, "at those clothes and those sheets and pillow cases she has hung outside all with black streaks up and down."

　　Her friend stepped to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said: "It seems the clothes are very clean. The streaks that you see are on your own window."

　　有個(gè)女人對(duì)他的隔壁鄰居很不滿意，跟她的朋友說這個(gè)鄰居不是個(gè)好主婦，說她家里不干凈，孩子們都臟。還抱怨說和這樣的鄰居住得這么近幾乎是很不體面的。

　　她說：“你就看看吧，她掛在外面的那些衣服以及那些床單和枕頭套，上上下下都有一些黑斑紋。”

　　她的朋友走到窗前去，推開窗子看了看外面，然后說：“那些衣服看來非常干凈。你看到的那些斑紋都是你自己窗子上的。”