經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話
善講笑活,很受各種社交場(chǎng)臺(tái)的歡迎,因?yàn)槿藗兿矚g與機(jī)敏活潑、幽默風(fēng)趣的人交往。下面是陽(yáng)光網(wǎng)小編帶來的經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
一看就是有故事的人，總結(jié)的好到位
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
尋找出納員 Looking for a Cashier
There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "Yes, yes, we are, we are." And then the friend said, "But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago."
So the banker replied, "Yes, yes, indeed, we did. That's the one we're looking for now."
So the friend said, "Can you describe him? What does he look like?" And the banker replied, "Well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."
晚宴上，有位銀行家坐在那兒，他的朋友問他：“我聽說你們銀行在找一位出納，是嗎?”銀行家回答：“是的，我們是在找。”朋友說：“不過你們幾個(gè)禮拜以前不是已經(jīng)請(qǐng)到一個(gè)人了嗎?”
銀行家說：“我們確實(shí)是雇用了一個(gè)人，而我們現(xiàn)在就是在找這個(gè)人。”
那個(gè)友人說：“你說說看他長(zhǎng)什么樣子?”銀行家回答：“他是五尺(無恥)之士，身長(zhǎng)(藏)十萬。”
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
你不就想要那塊小的嗎
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.
As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill: “What are you whining about then?
The smaller piece is what you want, right?”
一天，比爾和湯姆到一家餐廳吃晚飯。
當(dāng)服務(wù)員端上了兩份牛排時(shí)，比爾豪不客氣地挑走了較大的.那份。
湯姆不高興地說：“什么時(shí)候你才能學(xué)會(huì)禮貌?”
比爾說：“如果給你機(jī)會(huì)先挑，你會(huì)選哪塊?”
湯姆回答說：“當(dāng)然是小的那塊。”
比爾說道：“那你還有什么可抱怨的?你不就想要那塊小的嗎?”
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
實(shí)質(zhì)性的糾正 An Essential Correction
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老師：沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我看得出你今天早飯吃了什么。
沃爾特：我吃了什么?
老師：雞蛋。
沃爾特：錯(cuò)了，老師。那是昨天吃的。
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
一還是二 One or Two Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顧客：服務(wù)員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉?
服務(wù)員：先生，請(qǐng)稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。
經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊?
How could anyone stoop so low?
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛戴，和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我應(yīng)該說，他是有點(diǎn)矮!一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門而入，高聲說，
“有人拿了我的錢包!”
我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：
“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!
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