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爆笑短信之上帝曾經(jīng)答應(yīng)我
[搞笑短信] 上帝曾經(jīng)答應(yīng)我
是什么在每天傳遞著我們的感情？是短信！
是什么讓每天的生活更美好？是笑聲！
讀一讀英語幽默搞笑短信，一定會(huì)讓你在笑聲中輕松學(xué)會(huì)英語！
對(duì)了，別忘了把笑聲傳遞給你身邊的朋友哦！
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish.
I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝來到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說我要世界和平。
“那是不可能的”他說。
然后我請(qǐng)讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
最最流行的短消息(英文祝福)
People laugh and people cry. Some give up and some always try. Some say hi while some say bye. Others may forget you but never I. Happy new year!
P.S.
It's given by my younger sister.
I like it.
It likes a poem.
I hope you all like it.
And you can use it when you miss somebody.
英文搞笑短信
Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表愛情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴，但是白楊做到了；不是每一頭豬都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
哭笑不得的短信
I dare not to bare my heart in the teeth all the times:I am very fond of you.I have been strongly attached to you for a long time....Would you please send my words to the girl sitting besides you?
我一直都不敢當(dāng)面表白：我好喜歡你！我暗戀你好久了！......請(qǐng)把這兩句話轉(zhuǎn)告給你旁邊的那個(gè)女孩子好嗎？
我有一條感人的短信
If I were a tear in your eyes ,I would down on your lips.But if you were a tear in my eyes ,I would never cry ,Because I am afraid lose you.
可是我回復(fù)的是:But,we are nothing!
父親節(jié)短信祝福Messages
父親節(jié)快到了。別忘了給自己的父親發(fā)條短信，表示心意和祝福啊！
HAVE A VERY HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
祝您有個(gè)快樂的父親節(jié)。
YOU ARE THE BEST DAD IN THE WORLD.
您是世界上最好的爸爸。
I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE MY DAD.
真高興您是我爸爸。
HAVE THE BEST FATHER'S DAY EVER.
祝您有個(gè)最棒的父親節(jié)。
THIS IS FOR ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME.
這是為了感謝您為我所做的一切。
YOU ARE THE BEST DAD THAT A KID EVER HAD.
您是孩子心目中最好的爸爸。
YOU HAVE BEEN THERE WHEN I NEEDED YOU.
在我需要您的時(shí)候，您總是在那里。
FATHER'S DAY IS A TIME TO REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD THINGS THAT DADS DO FOR US .
父親節(jié)是憶起爸爸們?yōu)槲覀兯龅囊磺械臅r(shí)刻。
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
我愛您勝過一切。
THANKS FOR HELPING ME THROUGH THE TOUGH TIMES.
謝謝您幫我度過許多艱苦的時(shí)光。
HOW COULD I BE SO LUCKY TO HAVE A DAD LIKE YOU.
我竟是如此幸運(yùn)，能有像您這樣的父親。
ALL MY LOVE TO THE DEAREST FATHER IN THE WORLD.
將我全部的愛，獻(xiàn)給我最親愛的爸爸。
WE ALL LOVE YOU, DAD.
我們?nèi)紣勰职帧?/p>
YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SO PATIENT WITH ME.
您對(duì)我總是那么地有耐心。
TO FATHER--FROM YOUR FAVORITE STRING BEAN.
給父親--您最寵愛的小豆子。
YOU ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF US, BUT THAT'S OK. YOU ARE STILL MY DAD.
您和我們有點(diǎn)不同，但是沒有關(guān)系，您還是我爸爸。
YOU ARE THE BEST, DAD.
爸爸，您是最好的。
I WILL FLATTER YOU TODAY.
今天我要好好對(duì)您獻(xiàn)殷勤。
I THINK OF YOU OFTEN.
我時(shí)常想念您。
OVER THE YEARS WE HAVE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, BUT I ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
這些年來，雖然我們常有意見不合的地方，但我一直敬愛著您。
THANKS FOR HOLDING MY HAND WHEN I NEEDED IT.
謝謝您在我需要的時(shí)候伸出援助之手。
I OWE ALL OF MY SKILLS OF FATHERHOOD TO YOU DAD. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY.
爸爸，我所有的為父之道都來自于您的恩賜。祝您父親節(jié)快樂。
I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT BEING A FATHER WOULD BE SO DIFFICULT. IT MAKES ME APPRECI ATE YOU ALL THE MORE.
我不知道做一個(gè)父親竟然會(huì)這樣不容易。這使我更加感激您。
NOW THAT I AM A FATHER, I CAN SEE WHAT A GOOD JOB YOU DID IN RAISING US.
現(xiàn)在我已身為人父。我才知道，您在養(yǎng)育我們時(shí)，做得多么好。
I DIDN'T SEE WHAT A GOOD FATHER YOU WERE TO US BEFORE, BUT I DO NOW.
我以前不知道您是一個(gè)多么好的父親，但是現(xiàn)在我知道了。
YOUR EXPERIENCE AND GUIDANCE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN APPRECIATED.
您的經(jīng)歷和引導(dǎo)，一直讓我衷心感激。
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