簡短的英語笑話
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簡單短小的英語笑話篇1
"God is Dead.” –Nietzsche
尼采說:“上帝死了。”
"Nietzsche is dead. " –God
上帝說:“尼采死了。”
"Therefore, Nietzsche is God. "-Plato
柏拉圖說:“這樣看來,尼采就是上帝。”
簡單短小的英語笑話篇2
A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway,I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, a big guy came in and said to me,"Hey pal, I’m Polish and I don’t like you telling all those Polish jokes!”
幾天前,我和幾個朋友在酒吧里講所知道的關(guān)于波蘭人的笑話。大家都笑得東倒西歪。過了一會兒,我進了洗手間去方便,這時一個壯漢走到我身邊說:“嘿,伙計,我就是波蘭人,我討厭剛才你說的.那些有關(guān)波蘭人的笑話。”
So I said,“"ell,they' re not against you,pal , just against anyone in Poland.”“My mother is in Poland!”He screams,and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!
我回答說:“行了,我又不是針對你說的,只不過是說那些在波蘭的人。”“我媽媽就在波蘭!”他吼道,然后抽出一把剃刀,我被嚇壞了!我敢肯定,如果他認為我身上有什么地方可以插進他手中那把剃刀的話,他一定會殺了我的!
簡單短小的英語笑話篇3
Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever take it away from me.”
有人在本·詹姆士在羅馬獲得世界冠軍之前問他,是愿意選擇金牌還是世界紀錄,他的回答是寧愿選擇金牌,理由是:“不會有人把金牌再從我這里拿走。”
簡單短小的英語笑話篇4
Colloquium announcement:
討論會公告:
Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.
研究結(jié)果表明一個人來到世上的最初五分鐘是最危險的。
Hand-written note underneath:
下面卻有一行手寫的便條:
The last five minutes aren't so hot either.
一個人在這世上的最后五分鐘也不好受。
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