關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的笑話英文
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的笑話英文
1、馬上要到圣誕節(jié)了，有多少姑娘都期待收到蘋果，殊不知Apple的英文叫：挨炮！
2、If you have not received my Christmas present, it has to be because of - your socks have a big hole! Bu Bu it fast! !
如果你今天沒收到我的圣誕禮物，那一定是因?yàn)?-你的襪子有個(gè)大洞！ 快補(bǔ)補(bǔ)吧！！
3、a few days later I heard that you want to have eggs, that true? That I wish you lay eggs (Christmas) Happy! In a few days you have to Egg's full moon, I also wish you a round ahead of eggs (New Year's Day) Happy! Send
聽說(shuō)你過幾天要生個(gè)蛋,真的嗎?那我得祝你生蛋(圣誕)快樂!再過幾天你的蛋蛋又要滿月,那么我就也提前祝你圓蛋(元旦)快樂! 發(fā)送
4、I wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how bad your feet, wear socks when tomorrow morning, I'll give you receive the full blessing, the warmth of your heart and feet
平安夜我向圣誕老人許愿：希望不管你腳多么臭，明早當(dāng)穿起襪子時(shí)，能收到我給你的滿滿的祝福，溫暖你的心和腳ㄚ子！
5、Limited Knowledge 圣誕老人知識(shí)有限
外國(guó)媽媽都是這樣拿圣誕老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的'話圣誕老人知道后就不會(huì)給你送禮物，你做得所有壞事圣誕老人都知道。不過今天，某個(gè)小孩將要醒悟了。
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我們分發(fā)餅干時(shí)，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒關(guān)系。”我一邊說(shuō)，一邊撿起來(lái)，并在放回盤子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四歲大的孩子爭(zhēng)論道。“別擔(dān)心，圣誕老人不會(huì)知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說(shuō)他知道我有沒有做壞事，而他不知道餅干掉在地上過？”
6、The thief and the judge 法官與小偷
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴？”他問。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. “采購(gòu)圣誕節(jié)物品過早。”被告答。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?" “這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購(gòu)物多早？”
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。
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