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A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
賿c(din)ưɵi˵Tؼ˯X@r(sh)Ԓ“ώc(din)II(y)?” һλ@ӵ
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"
dzһԒϴȥ˯犺һ(g)Ԓ ߀ǂ(g)ͬӵĆ}“ ”µ“Ҫʲôr(sh)II(y)?yn)Ҳ?hu)@NM(jn)----”
"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out“
ҲM(jn)”˴.Ԓ“Ҫȥ”
ȤӢZЦԒЦ()
ǂ(g)Ұְڵ
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. SͱȠڠlİְǸ(qing)ѵһ(g)
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?
Sf“֪̫ƽ?
My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
ǂ(g)Ұְڵ”
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.
Ƞмf“Ǜ]ʲô
You know the Dead Sea ?
֪?
My father's the one who killed it!"
Ұְִ”
ȤӢZЦԒЦ()
fԓôk?
A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .
һλӁt(y)k“t(y)ÿҺȿҵ۶дʹfԓôk?”
"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.
“ӏĿȱó”t(y)شf
ҪЦԒЦԒ䐂҂飬҂һЦӢZЦԒȫЦĶӰ!
Ҫȥ
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
賿c(din)ưɵi˵Tؼ˯X@r(sh)Ԓ“ώc(din)II(y)?” һλ@ӵ
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"
dzһԒϴȥ˯犺һ(g)Ԓ ߀ǂ(g)ͬӵĆ}“ ”µ“Ҫʲôr(sh)II(y)?yn)Ҳ?hu)@NM(jn)----”
"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out“
ҲM(jn)”˴.Ԓ“Ҫȥ”
ȤӢZЦԒЦ()
ǂ(g)Ұְڵ
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. SͱȠڠlİְǸ(qing)ѵһ(g)
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?
Sf“֪̫ƽ?
My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
ǂ(g)Ұְڵ”
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.
Ƞмf“Ǜ]ʲô
You know the Dead Sea ?
֪?
My father's the one who killed it!"
Ұְִ”
ȤӢZЦԒЦ()
fԓôk?
A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .
һλӁt(y)k“t(y)ÿҺȿҵ۶дʹfԓôk?”
"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.
“ӏĿȱó”t(y)شf
ҪЦԒЦԒ䐂҂飬҂һЦӢZЦԒȫЦĶӰ!
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