英文短信精選

　　搞笑短信

　　Roses are red,

　　violence are blue,

　　Someone like you

　　belongs to the zoo!

　　Don't be mad,

　　don't be blue,

　　Einstein was

　　ugly too!

　　充滿智慧的短信

　　Yesterday is history，

　　tomorrow is a mystery.

　　today is a gift，

　　that is why we call it the present!

　　戀人之間的短信

　　If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and

　　get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have

　　a "HEART" without "U".

　　送給朋友的英文短信

　　Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know

　　I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u

　　will never die.

　　經(jīng)典短信

　　Love begin with a smile, grow with a kiss, and end with tears.

　　Love begin with a message, growth with more messages, and end with no message.

　　Sindy 留言：Is this message classical? Wish you all have a pleasant love, forever, forever...

　　搞笑短信 （中英文對照）

　　"你知道達(dá)爾文嗎?"剛結(jié)識的女友突然問道.

　　"當(dāng)然知道."小王的語氣十分自信:"我學(xué)過兩年,比英文和日文難學(xué)多啦!"

　　"Do you know Darwin?" His new girl friend asked abruptly.

　　"OF course." Xiaowang said in self-confident voice:"I have studied it for two years,and it is more difficult than English and Japanese."

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