初一兩人英語小笑話篇1

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.

　　“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”

　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說. “你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個賣糖果的`.”

　　初一兩人英語小笑話篇2

　　Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said," You beat my son and I dare to beat yours."

　　傻爸爸

　　懷特先生在房間里看電視，他八歲的兒子走進來哭著說：“爸爸，剛才爺爺打了我一耳光。”懷特先生聽了非常生氣，突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，說：“你打我兒子，我也敢打你兒子。”

　　初一兩人英語小笑話篇3

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.

　　Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"

　　"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

　　一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。

　　他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?”

　　“唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那么我就算醉了。”

　　“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀!”