幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。今天我們就一起來看看爆笑英語笑話合集吧!

　　爆笑英語笑話合集(一)

　　Where are the tails? 尾巴哪去了?

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

　　"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時(shí)，他的話題又來了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經(jīng)像狒狒那樣長著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”

　　“我來試試看，”一位老太太說， “該是我們在這里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”

　　爆笑英語笑話合集(二)

　　An economical budget 節(jié)儉預(yù)算

　　I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show.

　　Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the qualities of the device, she mentioned that it saved 25000 gallons of water a year. The man stood as if deep in thought. Finally, the woman asked if he had any questions.

　　"No," he replied. "I am just trying to figure out where I'll store all the water."

　　我在洛杉磯一家賣家庭和花園用具的攤棚工作。

　　我隔壁攤位的女士說賣沐浴節(jié)水器的，當(dāng)她向一位過路人推銷淋浴電器時(shí)，她提到了這個節(jié)水器每年可省下2.5萬加侖的水。那位過路人站在那里好像深思什么。最后，攤主問他有什么問題沒有。

　　“沒有”，他說：“我只是在想我把這些節(jié)省下來的水儲存到哪兒去呢?”

　　爆笑英語笑話合集(三)

　　交通事故

　　A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'"

　　有個人開車行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側(cè)面撞上了他的車，當(dāng)時(shí)他就不省人事了。路旁的'行人把他從車?yán)锢�出來并喚醒他。剛一醒過來，他就拼命的掙扎著，最后不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮(zhèn)靜下來。過了一會兒，他平靜了，別人問他為什么要這么恐怖的掙扎，他說：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，當(dāng)我醒過來，我發(fā)現(xiàn)我躺在了路邊，前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著‘殼牌，但是有個人擋住了那個‘S’。”