關(guān)于英語搞笑小對話
哇哦！是皮卡丘，我喜歡
安眠藥
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm.He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble abetting up this morning."
星期天晚上鮑勃呼了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了。他到了辦公室，溜達進去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。”
“That's fine” roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?”
關(guān)于英語笑話小對話篇2
讓我教你
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
家超市雇用了一個年輕人，他第一天上班報到。
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
經(jīng)理熱情地歡迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后遞給他一把掃帚說，“你的第一份工作是打掃商店。”
“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
“但是，我是名大學(xué)畢業(yè)生，”年輕人憤怒地回答道。
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom—I' 11 show you how."
“噢，對不起。我沒注意，”經(jīng)理說。“來，把掃帚給我—我教你如何做。”
關(guān)于英語笑話小對話篇3
哭泣的飼養(yǎng)員
A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.
一名參觀動物園的`游客注意到一名飼養(yǎng)員正躲在角落里默默地哭泣。他問是怎么回事，別人告訴他大象死了。
"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.
“他很喜歡那頭大象，是吧?”游客問道。
"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."
“并非如此，”那人回答說，“他負責(zé)給大象挖墓穴。”
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂或諷刺。少兒也有專屬于他們的笑話。陽光網(wǎng)小編整理了爆笑少兒英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑少兒英語笑話：When he grows up
A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father.
His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
爆笑少兒英語笑話：Circumcision
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
“A circumcision,” the first kid answers.
“Whoa!”, the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”
爆笑少兒英語笑話：When I grow up...
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorusof responses came from all over the room.
"A football player," said Jim.
"A doctor," said Alfred.
"An astronaut," said Suzy.
"The president," said little Al. (Everyone laughed).
"A fireman," said Fred.
"A teacher," said Lisa.
"A race car driver." said Mario.
Everyone that is, except Tommy.
The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still. So she said to him, "Tommy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Possible." Tommy replied.
"Possible?" asked the teacher.
"Yes," Tommy said. "My mom is always telling me I'm impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible."
爆笑少兒英語笑話：Looking for me
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "no".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the bossdecided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman"?
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?, asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
A hello-copper", answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper"
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there"?
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "They're looking for me!"
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