英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)集
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Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse.
不知道你注意到?jīng)]有,孩子們有時(shí)想幫你的忙,但卻讓你的生活更加復(fù)雜。下面是一位患病的'母親,她可愛(ài)的女兒想好好照顧她的故事。
A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you
B:OK.
媽媽?zhuān)屛野颜眍^給你抖松。
好吧。
A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it.
B:OK.Thank you!
媽媽?zhuān)@是本雜志,你可以看看它。
好吧。謝謝你。
英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)——我為媽媽煮了一杯茶
A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are.
B:(Drinking) Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didn't know you could make tea.
媽媽?zhuān)覟槟阒罅艘槐,給你。
(喝茶)真是好女兒,我不知道你還會(huì)煮茶。
A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.
哦,是的,我像你那樣把茶葉放在水中,煮開(kāi),然后我把它過(guò)濾到水杯里。但是我找不到過(guò)濾器,我就用了蒼蠅拍。
B:You what?
你用了什么?
A:Oh,don'l worry,Mummy.I didn't use the new flyswatter.I used the old one.
哦,別擔(dān)心,媽媽。我沒(méi)用新的蒼蠅拍,我用的是舊的。
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