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　　超好笑的英語笑話集錦

　　Playing the crocodile

　　Other school officials had already taken roles in student dramas.Now it was my turn, ad I was coerced into playing the crocodile ina high-school production of Peter Pan. My family was in the frontrow watching as I emerged on cue, encased in a heavy reptile suitwith jaws and a four-foot tail. Slithering awkwardly afterCaptain Hook, I fell off the stage, landing unhurt on theauditorium floor.

　　Asthe bloodthirsty cheers from the audience died down, I heard myson-in-law say to my daughter, “It’s time we started a family. Allthe other adults here are watching their kids perform. We, I’m 30years old and watching my mother-in-law fall off a stage in acrocodile suit.”

　　——Lou Cook(Alexandria，Va.)

　　扮演鱷魚

　　其他的學(xué)校員工都已經(jīng)在學(xué)校戲劇中扮演過角色了�，F(xiàn)在輪到了我，我被迫在中學(xué)的'節(jié)目《彼得.潘》中扮演鱷魚。當(dāng)我穿著沉重的帶有鱷魚嘴、四只腳和尾巴的爬行動(dòng)物服裝剛剛出現(xiàn)在舞臺(tái)的時(shí)候，我的家人就坐在前排觀看。我笨拙地跟在船長(zhǎng)霍克后面爬行，掉下舞臺(tái)，落到觀眾席前，盡管沒有傷著。

　　沉寂的觀眾席上響起雷鳴般掌聲的時(shí)候，我聽到我女婿對(duì)我女兒說：“我們也該有個(gè)孩子了。這兒所有其他成年人都在觀看他們孩子的表演，而我，一個(gè)30歲的人卻在觀看丈母娘穿著鱷魚服裝從舞臺(tái)上掉了下來。”

　　——盧.庫(kù)克(亞歷山大，弗吉尼亞州)

　　超好笑的英語笑話集錦

　　Fat Man and Thin Man 饑荒可能是你造成的

　　A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

　　在旅館大廳里，一個(gè)非常瘦的人遇到了一個(gè)非常胖的人。 胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”

　　超好笑的英語笑話集錦

　　We Left Nothing 　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She 　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman 　　on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." 　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added: 　　"THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家里沒人，請(qǐng)不要留下任何東西!” 她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：“謝謝!我們什么也沒留下!”